Nothing but good things to say about Paris Hilton

Words I hate:
1. Baby Bump
2. Man Date
3. Paris Hilton

I know that there are far more important things going on in the world. Issues of importance such as racist attacks on the brown folks - in the form of immigration reform. I am still waiting for somebody to ask me if I am legal so I can sue the fuck out of them. But I digress.

I've been quite peeved that as a news junkie, my information is getting warped with constant reports on Paris Hilton. I even feel I have lowered my self by just typing this. But I want all white pseudo blonde media whores to leave my nightly CNN fix.

But I have to admit I listened to the Larry King interview and it was quite amusing to me. I especially found the part about how she wants to do some good now, which to me is an admission that she has done nothing but bad for society. So I say great start doing some good and you can start with me, stop appearing on my nightly news reports. I want to hear about gang shootings and teenager drunk drivers. Not freaks with too much money who have it so hard. If you want to do some good Paris, buy me a fucking stove and a plasma TV and get off my plant.

I think I feel better. Now back to your regularly scheduled program.